What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 23:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

ESA’s Bug-Eyed Robot Telescope Just Spotted Its First Asteroid — And It Could Save the Planet - The Daily Galaxy

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

So they tried

What is the most popular boat rental service in Pompano Beach for birthday parties or special events?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Mega-Tsunamis That Shook the World for 9 Days Revealed in New Satellite Images - Gizmodo

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hickman's just lost 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu and says it will take 2 years to rebuild - KJZZ

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

In an interview Donald Trump said Taylor Swift could be a success in the music industry if she was not so liberal. What do you think? Is Trump correct that Swift is failing as a singer and should listen to his advice about her politics?

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

People are just learning of the most deadly disease that often goes undiagnosed by doctors - UNILAD

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Opinion: The secret to a longer life could be this old-fashioned English breakfast - MarketWatch

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Would Taylor Swift want to be as rich as Trump? This why she vote for Kamala?

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the "abundance agenda" and how does it relate to supply-side liberalism?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Still no good

Can you explain the difference between a shower cap and a hair bonnet?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Sydney Sweeney wears stunning black lace gown for Lauren Sánchez and Jeff Bezos’ post-wedding party - Page Six