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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 23:59

Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
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Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Would Taylor Swift want to be as rich as Trump? This why she vote for Kamala?
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the "abundance agenda" and how does it relate to supply-side liberalism?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Still no good
Can you explain the difference between a shower cap and a hair bonnet?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors